MY EASTER SUPPLICATION: GOD, DELIVER US FROM THESE NAPOLEONS OF ECONOMIC CRIMES.

As far as I can remember, “inflation” has always visited Kenyans in the months leading to any general election. Unlike in other economies, ours is always an artificial one. It is perhaps the artificiality of this inflation that is making the government to cleverly substitute the term “inflation” with “high costs of living.” Buoyed by the confusion between financial straits and high costs of living and the resultant conceptual chaos, the government can only be economical with truth. The Government will never admit that there is an inflation induced by a coterie. This is because feeding an ignorant public that is reeling from the effects of an artificial inflation with truth is akin to rabble rousing. Instead, a “sensible government” such as ours, will adopt half-hearted measures of addressing the plight of its citizenry while all the while it will be busy doing its best to cover up the muck left in the wake of a coterie that is manipulating the oil industry for purposes of financing the 2012 political campaigns. Besides, given that this is a grand scale pillaging, it only seems plausible to opine that some ambitious elements in the echelons of government are part and parcel of this coterie. Seen from this perspective, it becomes easier for one to begin to fathom why this coterie seems to have hidden paws. As far as they are concerned no one will demonstrate a link between them and the huge drug hauls, oil scandals or even the containers full of bloody gold from the Democratic Republic of Congo to name but a few. If the above is indeed the case, then we can begin to understand why this coterie remains an enigma. We will begin to understand why this coterie continues to baffle criminal investigators causing them constant despair. We will also begin to understand why when the criminal investigators reach the scenes of crime, not even the footsteps of this coterie can be traced. Simply put, these are the latter days Napoleons of corruption, the crème de la crème. And true to the meaning of the phrase “Napoleons of corruption”, they have caused seismic panic among those tasked with regulating the energy sector. All that the subservient energy regulators can do is to wag their tails in the presence of this coterie. The statements issued by the regulators in justifying the high oil prices are as clear as mud. It is not surprising to hear them quote increases in the price of crude oil at the global market as well as piracy as reasons behind the skyrocketing oil prices in the country. Interestingly, none of them can explain why oil prices in other non-oil producing countries are much lower than in Kenya. At best theirs can only pass as a maundering prose or a mystic mumbo jumbo. The energy regulators are not alone. We have heard the legislature animatedly talk about stopping this coterie. But like the proverbial cat and mice none of them is willing or courageous enough to bell these fat cats. Indeed, none of them has so far stood his ground to save Kenya from the litany of grand scams. The executive too seems incapable of directing its attention to the seriousness of these criminal depredations and at worst it (executive) seems to be a prisoner of this coterie that is ruling in their name. Buoyed by the presence of a hungry and malnourished police force, this coterie cares less of the possibility of a social implosion. After all, they can deploy the police force to arrest the dying men and women should their groans as much as disturb their comfort zones. So, perhaps we should just resign ourselves to the fact that this coterie will continue unabated executing the most base and abominable economic crimes over millions of Kenyans. May be the pain will be mollified if we just learnt to accept the fact that the economy at large will continue to toil for rapine. The civil servant, teacher, policeman, doctor and all other laborers will continue to sweat, not for their own benefit, but for the luxury and rapacity of these fat cats of depredation. Yes, we groan under the weight of this coterie but still, out of our own volition, we bent our backs for them to ride on. Ours is a typical voodoo economy where forty millions Kenyans, gifted by Providence with the ordinary endowments of humanity, voluntarily bent their backs to be mounted. Yes, ours is a country where the good fortune of a coterie springs from the calamities of the citizenry. It is a country where a coterie`s aggrandizement grows out of the miseries of their fellow humankind. And because we are a notoriously religious nation the best we can do is to ceaselessly pray so that God can save us from ourselves.